: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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#Laughs A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

"Listen," he says to the bartender.

"If i show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, is my beer on the house?" "We'll See," says the bartender.

So the guy pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the bar, and the hamster begins to play.

"Impressive," says the bartender, "but i'll need to see more." "Hold on," says the man.

He then pulls out a bullfrog, and it sings "Old Man River." A patron jups up from mhis table and shouts "Thats's Absolutely incredible! I'll give you 0 right now for the frog." "Sold," says the guy.

The patron takes the bullfrog and leaves.

"It's none of my business," says the bartender, "but you just gave away a fortune." "Not really," says the guy.

"The hamster is also a ventriloquist."

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