: #Laughs A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's.

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#Laughs A monster and a zombie went
into
the undertaker's.

"I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of
mine
who has just died," said the monster.

"Certainly, sir," said the

undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."

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