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: #Laughs If Timex made toasters...They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a licking and keep on toasting.

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#Laughs If Timex made toasters...They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a licking and keep on toasting.

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: #Laughs How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five.

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: #Laughs From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (In Unison): "I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "Now, let's be more positive..." Crew: "I POSITIVELY HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "OK, How about a ne

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: #Laughs |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

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: #Laughs |Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to each other?Salmon-chanted evening!How does an octopus go to war?Well-armed!Where do you find a down-and-out oct

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