: #Laughs |A tourist is sightseeing in a European city.

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#Laughs |A tourist is sightseeing in a European city.

She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is.The local person replies, "Oh, that is Beethoven.

He's decomposing."

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