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#Laughs This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends.

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There are 4 questions.

They are not that difficult.1)How do you put an elephant into a refridgerator? ****Answer: Open the door, put in the elephant, and close the door.*2)How do you put a giraffe into a refridgerator? ****Answer: Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.*3)The animals are having an animal meeting.

All the animals attend except for one.

Which one does not attend? ****Answer:The giraffe.

The giraffe is in the refridgerator.*4)You must cross a crocodile-infested river.

How do you manage it? ****Answer:You swim across.

All of the animals are attending the animal meeting.

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