: #Laughs |A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.

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#Laughs |A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.

He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"

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