: #Laughs Married life is very frustrating.

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#Laughs Married life
is very frustrating.

In the
first year of marriage, the man
speaks and the woman listens.

In
the second year, the woman speaks and
the
man listens.

In the
third year, they both speak and the neighbors
listen.

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