: #Laughs Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.

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#Laughs Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change
a
lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room
long enough
for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.

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: #Laughs "I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you're right, I'll getthe shovel and clean it up!"

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: #Laughs Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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: #Laughs A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about anurgent problem with one of the main computers.

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: #Laughs Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."

: #Laughs Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.

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: #Laughs "I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you're right, I'll getthe shovel and clean it up!"

: #Laughs Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

: #Laughs A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about anurgent problem with one of the main computers.

: #Laughs Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."

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