: #Laughs |A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive.

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#Laughs |A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive.

He got an instructor and started lessons.

The instructor told the newfie to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord.

The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together.

The newfie understood and was ready.

The time came to have the newfie jump from the air plane.

The instructor reminded him that he would be right behind him.

The newfie proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air for a few seconds pulled the rip cord.

The instructor followed by jumping from the plane.

The instructor pulled his rip cord but the parachute did not open.

The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past the newfie.

The newfie seeing this yelled, as he undid the straps to his parachute, "So you wanna race, eh?"

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: #Laughs |A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive.

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: #Laughs A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.

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: #Laughs |A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive.

More posts by @FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

: #Laughs Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

: #Laughs Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*.

: #Laughs When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!

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: #Laughs Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.