: #Laughs |A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.

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#Laughs |A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.

"Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.

What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?" The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.

The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend.

Can you show me something less expensive?"

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