: #Laughs Never raise your hands to your kids.

@FunnyJohny

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#Laughs Never raise your hands to your kids.

It leaves your groin unprotected.I'm not into working out.

My philosophy: No pain, no pain.I am in shape.

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Think of your three best friends.

If they are okay, then it's you.Future historians will be able to study at the Gerald Ford Library; the Jimmy Carter Library; the Ronald Reagan Library and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

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