: #Laughs Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. "Slow down, baby," she said.

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#Laughs Scott finally got his
girlfriend into bed,
and things were going hot and heavy.

"Slow down, baby," she said.

"Foreplay is an art."

"You better get your canvas ready soon,"
he panted, "because I'm
about to spill
my paint!"

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: #Laughs Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. "Slow down, baby," she said.

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