: #Laughs A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida.

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#Laughs A tourist was being led through the
swamps of Florida.

"Is it
true," he asked, "that an alligator
won't attack you if you carry a
flashlight?"
"That depends," replied
the guide, "on how fast you carry the
flashlight."

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