: #Laughs A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice.

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#Laughs A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice.

"Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The robber said But no sound was heard.

So he kept going and he heard it two more times when he spotted a parrot.

"What's your name," the robber asked.

"Cocodora" said the parrot.

"Now, what kind of idiot would name a bird Cocodora" said the robber.

"The same idiot who named the rotweiler Jesus", said the parrot.

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