: #Laughs Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

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#Laughs Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson: "But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

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