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#Laughs |Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9.

Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8.

Roasting chestnuts with an M4-A3 flamethrower7.

Draw up list of who's naughty, who's nice and who can't run their 2 miles without wheezing like an infant6.

Christmas morning, getting to sleep in till 05305.

You open a gift and surprise! It's a khaki-colored t-shirt4.

Extra R&R for any personnel named Donner or Blitzen3.

There's always plenty of parking at the mall when you're driving a tank2.

Watching "Frosty" and crying my eyes out1.

Freeze-dried, shelf-stable, vacuum-sealed eggnog

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