: #Laughs "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred.

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#Laughs "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the

police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the

accident occurred.

Can you tell me what happened?"
"I'm afraid
not, officer," replied the motorist.

"I had my eyes
shut!"

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