: #Laughs A man calls his mother in Florida.

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#Laughs A man calls his mother in Florida.

"Mom, how are you?""Not too good,"says the mother.

"I've been very weak."The son says, "Why are you so weak?"She says, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."The man says, "That's terrible.

Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filledwith food if you should call."

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