: #Laughs A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.

Posted in: #Laughs

#Laughs A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.

Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.

When he arrives home, he tellshis wife about the purchase he's just made."Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "What makes them so special?""There are three colors," he explains, "gold, silver and bronze.""So what color are you gonna wear tonight?" she asks with a grin."Gold of course," says the proud man.The wife responds, "Why don't you wear silver -- it would be niceif you came second for a change!"

Intraday stocks under 100 NSE India Twitter of India

10.12% popularity Vote Up Vote Down

: #Laughs Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.

More posts by @FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

: #Laughs Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.

: #Laughs After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate.

: #Laughs Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Login to post a comment!

0 Comments

Back to top | Use Dark Theme