: #Laughs Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Posted in: #Laughs

#Laughs Policeman: What do you think you're
doing driving through that
intersection fifty miles an
hour?
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an

accident.

Intraday stocks under 100 NSE India Twitter of India

10.13% popularity Vote Up Vote Down

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309).

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

More posts by @FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

: #Laughs |TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309).

: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

: #Laughs Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.'

Login to post a comment!

0 Comments

Back to top | Use Dark Theme