: #Laughs Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The Delivery Room1) Clip your toenails.

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#Laughs Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The Delivery Room1) Clip your toenails.

2) Read a Playboy magazine.

3) Tell the doctor that you want the afterbirth to have it bronzed.

4) Flirt with the nurse.

5) Watch a football game on your portable television.

6) Tell her how pretty and sexy she looks right now.

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: #Laughs What's better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!

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: #Laughs James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the door, then stopped, turned around, and said, "James, this time you should go check to see if the coffee pot is off, television plugs are pulled, lamp

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!

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: #Laughs |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.""'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

: #Laughs Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The Delivery Room1) Clip your toenails.

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: #Laughs What's better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!

: #Laughs James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the door, then stopped, turned around, and said, "James, this time you should go check to see if the coffee pot is off, television plugs are pulled, lamp

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!

: #Laughs |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.""'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

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