: #Laughs A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting.

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#Laughs A man learned shortly before quitting
time
that he had to attend a meeting.

He tried unsuccessfully
to locate his car-pool members to let them know
that he would not
be leaving with them.

Hastily he scribbled a message to one
fellow and left it on his desk:
"I have a last-minute meeting.

Leave
without me.

Dave."

At 7:00 p.m., the man stopped at his desk and
found this note: "Meet
us at the bar and grill across the street.

You drove today, you
idiot."

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