: #Laughs A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,"What are you doing?"She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas.

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#Laughs A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,"What are you doing?"She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas.

I heard prostitutes there get paid 0 for doing what I do for you for free!"Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.When she asks him where he's going, he replies..."I'm going to Vegas too.

I want to see you live on 0 a year!"

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: #Laughs A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,"What are you doing?"She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas.

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