: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock.

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#Laughs There was a farmer who
had a lot of live
stock.

He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls.

One day a
terrible twister came and the man and his family were only
saved by
throwing themselves in the nearest ditch.

After it was all over,
he
looked up to see that the house was gone.

Saddened by the loss, he

went out to see if any of the animals had survived.

The horses,

chickens, pigs, and cows were laid out flat but the bulls were standing! The

farmer was amazed and asked them, "How is it that all the other
animals
are down and you are still standing?" The bulls replied, "We
bulls
wobble but we don't fall down!"

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