: #Laughs Woman: Two Achoo! tickets, please.

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#Laughs Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please.

Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough* No.

Clerk: Then I need your address.

Woman: Okay.

It's 260..*AHEM* Sorry..Laryngitis...

Clerk: You'll have to spell that one for me.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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