: #Laughs Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*...

@FunnyJohny

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#Laughs Seems a guy was driving for hours
thu
desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could
react, a
cat ran out in front of him and*splat*...

he flattened the cat.

Out
of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove

back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants.

When the housewife came

to the door, said he, "Pardon memadame, but I just ran over a cat
in
front of your house, and assumed that it must belong to you.

I
know this
might be hard to hear, but Iwanted to let you know instead
of just
driving off...."

"Not so fast", says she.

"How do
you know it was our cat? Could
youdescribe him? What does he look
like?"

The man promptly flopped down on the ground, and said "He
looks like
thts"as he gave his best shot at a dead cat impression.



"Oh no, you *horrible* man", she replied.

"I meant, what did he
look
like*before* you hit him?"

At that, the man got
up, covered his eyes with both hands and
screamed"Agggghhhhhhhhhh
!!!!!!"

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