: #Laughs A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a brothel outside Vegas.

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#Laughs A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a brothel outside Vegas.

He walks straight up to theMadam, drops down 0 and says,"I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!"The Madam is astonished.

"But sir, for that kind of money youcould have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'mhomesick."

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