: #Laughs |11th-hour tweaks for Windows '98 by Microsoft10.

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#Laughs |11th-hour tweaks for Windows '98 by Microsoft10.

Included subliminal "Impeach Janet Reno" messages in start-up screen.

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New Internet Explorer feature: whenever you visit a Web site ending in ".gov," a message first appears reminding you that Microsoft is not a monopoly.

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Source code no longer ones and zeros--try 666s and zeros.

Windows start-up theme, played backward, says, Here's to my sweet Satan." 7.

Comes with check for that, if cashed, puts your name on an Internet petition telling the DOJ to buzz off *and* changes your long distance carrier to AT&T.

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New desktop icon--click once, and will go directly from your checking account into the Microsoft Legal Defense Fund.

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Added new template to preinstalled version of Word: "Letter to the editor expressing delight with Microsoft products." 4.

Freebie computer-controlled Barney doll has been reprogrammed to say, "Big government is sca-a-ary.

Janet tried to hurt me." 3.

TV function scrambles C-Span during antitrust hearings.

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Desktop display with countdown tracking number of copies of Windows 98 that must yet be bought to prevent worldwide economic collapse! 1.

Last-minute name change: was "Windows 98," now "Windows: Assimilate."