: #Laughs I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking.

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#Laughs I went to see my doctor to see if he could help

me give up smoking.

What did he say?
He suggested that every
time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a
bar of chocolate.

Did that do any good?
No - I can't get the chocolate to light.

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