: #Laughs From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You're A Bad Surgeon General10.

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#Laughs From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You're A Bad Surgeon General10.

You've got a pack of Marlboros rolled up in your lab coat sleeve.9.

You never appear in public without a half-empty bottle of Bacardi rum.8.

Morning, noon and night, you can be found wandering around in a hospital gown.7.

Always confusing defibrillator with fry-o-lator.6.

You thought "Chicago Hope" was going to be a hit.5.

Your medical degree is from that correspondence school endorsed by Sally Struthers.4.

Instead of flu vaccine, you recommend so-called "flu-proof socks".3.

You smoke like a chimney and drink like a Kennedy.2.

You spend your entire day doing the very thing you said should be taught in school.1.

Your cure for heart disease: Zima.