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How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A.

Three.

Two to screw it in, and one to confirm that light began while they were screwing.

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: #Laughs I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

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