: #Laughs Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater.

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#Laughs Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater.

"That man beside me is fumbling his crotch", one whispers to the other."Just ignore it", is the answer.

"Easy for you to say.

He's using my hand!".

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

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: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

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: #Laughs If you get caught sleeping on the job, here's some quick excuses!It's okay...I'm still billing the client."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time-management cours

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: #Laughs An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an older woman will just mistake you for another one of her children and let you live at her house rent-free.

: #Laughs Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

: #Laughs If you get caught sleeping on the job, here's some quick excuses!It's okay...I'm still billing the client."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time-management cours

: #Laughs An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an older woman will just mistake you for another one of her children and let you live at her house rent-free.

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