: #Laughs I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away.

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#Laughs I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off

and rolled away.

I picked it up and put it on.

A child walked up to me

and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?"
I must have left
them in bed !

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