: #Laughs |Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.

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#Laughs |Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.

He quickly phoned his best friend Finney.

"Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher.

"They say I died!!" "Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney.

"Where are you callin' from?"

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: #Laughs And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?" And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sace

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: #Laughs |Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.

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: #Laughs The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introduced herself.

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: #Laughs So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and bring the hikers to the head headhunter.The head headhunter says "If you want to live you must complete some tasks.

: #Laughs |Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.

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: #Laughs And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?" And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sace

: #Laughs |Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.

: #Laughs The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introduced herself.

: #Laughs So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and bring the hikers to the head headhunter.The head headhunter says "If you want to live you must complete some tasks.

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