: #Laughs A guy's on the electric chair.

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#Laughs A guy's on the electric chair.

The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccups.

The warden says, "Do you have any lastrequests?" The guy says, "(hic) Yeah...

(hic) could you please do (hic)could you please do something to scare me?"

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