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#Laughs |You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes.

The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.

You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.

Your other car is a BMW.

When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.

When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.

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: #Laughs Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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