: #Laughs On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift.

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#Laughs On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift.

Survivors will be prosecuted.' Official sign near door: Door Alarmed.

Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.

Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus.

(translation of the Greek): 'Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice' A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race: Let's see who can go downhill the fastest.

Sign in King's Canyon in California.

'Slow Parking Ahead' A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from Johannesburg International Airport into town.

An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down.

The caption reads:' Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!' Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago: Restrooms to the left.

Please wait for the hostess to seat you.

Seen in a health food store.

"Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot" "Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense." I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant: the sign read: Women are not served here.

You have to bring your own.