: #Laughs Patient to optometrist: I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor.

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#Laughs Patient to optometrist: I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor.

What are the chances?Optometrist to patient: Don't worry, you won't be able to see the difference.

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: #Laughs An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered."The doctor, incredulous, says, "What?? You want your sex drive _lowered_??"To which the old man replies, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!"

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: #Laughs Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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: #Laughs Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."

: #Laughs Patient to optometrist: I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.Q: How can you tell someone is a

: #Laughs An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered."The doctor, incredulous, says, "What?? You want your sex drive _lowered_??"To which the old man replies, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!"

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: #Laughs Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."

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