
: #Laughs Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.
#Laughs Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies
first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is
like.
Poor Max has a heart attack and dies.
He manages to
make contact with Abe the next day.
Abe says, "I can't believe
this worked! So what is it like in
Heaven?"
Max replies, "Well,
it's great, but I've got good news, and I've
got bad news.
The
good news is that there's a fantastic orchestra up
here, and in
fact, we're playing "Sheherezade," your favorite piece,
tomorrow
night!"
Abe says, "So what's the bad news?"
Max replies,
"Well, you're booked to play the solo!"
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