: #Laughs A plane was taking off from Kennedy.

@FunnyJohny

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#Laughs A plane was taking off from Kennedy.

After it
reached a
comfortable
cruising altitude, the captain made an
announcement over the
intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your
captain speaking.

Welcome to
Flight number 293, non-stop from New
York to Los Angeles.

The weather
ahead is good and therefore we
should have a smooth flight, Now sit
back
and relax.

- OH MY
GOD!"

Silence

Then, the captain came back on the intercom and
said: "Ladies and
Gentlemen, I an so sorry if I scared you earlier,
but while I was
talking
the flight attendant brought me a cup
of coffee and spilled the hot
coffee
in my lap.

You should see
the front of my pants!"

A passenger in Coach said: "That's
nothing.

He should see the back of
mine!"

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