: #Laughs Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow.

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#Laughs Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow.

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: #Laughs A man goes to a doctor and says:"Doctor, it's embarassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.""Gee, what are you taking for it?""Snuff."

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: #Laughs Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?

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: #Laughs What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

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: #Laughs |It's not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."The girl was very flattered.What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."

: #Laughs Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow.

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: #Laughs A man goes to a doctor and says:"Doctor, it's embarassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.""Gee, what are you taking for it?""Snuff."

: #Laughs Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?

: #Laughs What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

: #Laughs |It's not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."The girl was very flattered.What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."

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