: #Laughs Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to.

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#Laughs Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to.

or Because he thought he could get laid if he did.

or So the woman driving down the street could hit him.

(You know us women, we just can't drive worth shit...) or Because another man dared him to and called him a pussy.

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: #Laughs Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to.

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