: #Laughs First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D.

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#Laughs First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D.

The Warden's mighty upset about it too.Second Convict: Why? Because she married a con?First Convict: No.

Because they eloped!

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: #Laughs Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in an accordion case.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama so poor w

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: #Laughs The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him knowhow little you think of his evil!"The dying man said nothing.The priest repeated his order.

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: #Laughs Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean."Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?""No," says Monica.

: #Laughs First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in an accordion case.

: #Laughs Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama so poor w

: #Laughs The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him knowhow little you think of his evil!"The dying man said nothing.The priest repeated his order.

: #Laughs Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean."Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?""No," says Monica.

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