: #Laughs TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH10.

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#Laughs TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH10.

The church bus has gun racks.9.

The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.8.

The Bible they use is the "Dr.

Seuss Version."7.

There's an ATM in the lobby.6.

Choir wears leather robes.5.

Worship services are B.Y.O.S.

-- "Bring Your Own Snake."4.

No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.3.

Karaoke Worship Time.2.

Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"1.

The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."

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