: #Laughs A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she lost.

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#Laughs A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she lost.

Next week she prayed to god again, and she lost.

The week after she prayed to god, and she lost.

She said to god, why wont you let me win? God replied, How about buying a ticket first?

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: #Laughs A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she lost.

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