: #Laughs A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.

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#Laughs A man was driving down a quiet country lane when
out
into the road strayed a rooster.

Whack! The rooster disappeared
under
the car.

A cloud of feathers.

Shaken, the man pulled over at
the farmhouse, rang the door bell.

A
farmer appeared.

The man,
somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your
rooster, please allow me
to replace him."

"Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "you can
go join the other
chickens that are around the back."

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