: #Laughs From Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You're On A Bad Date10.

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#Laughs From Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You're On A Bad Date10.

When you agreed to go out with him he was governor, and now he's just some guy who works in a car wash.9.

Every few minutes, his face falls into his eggs.8.

She asks you to hold her clothes while she mambos with a guy named Pedro.7.

Her Wonderbra's on backwards.6.

Just as everything's starting to go great, you're both asked to return to your cells.5.

It's costing you .00 a minute.4.

You order a double Whopper and he says, "My name ain't Rockefeller, honey."3.

Waiter taking your order asks, "And what can I get for your sorry-ass date?"2.

He's drunk, all hands, and keeps bragging about how he whipped Mitt Romney.1.

He won't stop screaming "Pataki!" (reference to New York Governor-Elect George Pataki)

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