: #Laughs A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.

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#Laughs A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.

Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car followed by a large cloud of feathers.Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, and rang the door bell.

A farmer appeared.The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him"."Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back."

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