: #Laughs Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three.

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#Laughs Q: How many
journalists does it take to
screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three.

One to report it as an inspired
government program to bring
light to the people, one to report it as a
diabolical government plot to
deprive the poor of darkness, and one
to win a pulitzer prize for
reporting that Electric Company hired a
lightbulb assassin to break the bulb
in the first place.

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