: #Laughs |`You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness.

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#Laughs |`You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness.

`Is anything the matter?'`Well, your Honour,' said the witness, `I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects.'

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